Joke of the Day!

最近很奇怪，做了些古怪的梦。。。刚刚，说给爸妈听，我们都笑成一团。。。我还边说我的噩梦，便笑到流泪 （1st time lo!)。 不懂，他们是在笑我的梦还是我说故事的 pattern! 可是啊，这两晚的梦都很累人。。。不能有很好的睡眠。 我爸还讽刺地说，“你哪来的压力，做那么多奇怪的梦！” 我也不想呀！想知道我的梦？ 等我们相约，再当笑话说好啦！

今天，也有另一个笑话哦！我去面试。。。在短短的时间里，这段对话最好笑！

Manager (M) : Can you tell me how good is your cantonese? (cos the job need liaise wif HK)
Me (K) : Oh, my cantonese ok...

M: (still in doubt), Have you used it in your work before?
K: (start to think...) Have! When i was working in prev co(s), i did used cantonese to explain to customers, but i duno hokkien lah, if speak hokkien, hv to get my colleagues help. However, if they need someone speak canto, i can lo!

K: (look at the mgr, she seemed expect to hear more!) Oh, also whenever i've colleagues who speak canto, i try speak to them...I like tt way, hmm...feel better talking in canto. Also, i watch alot of TVB hk dramas, where i learn my canto... Plus, actually i'm cantonese, & i do speak from young...so got foundation! (note: speak wif lots of enthu)

M: Have you spoke to any Hong Kongers?
K: Yes, i've frens & relatives in HK, they understand what i'm talking ;-)

Wow lau! I felt 'insulted' leh... dun try doubt my cantonese leh...i haven recite canto poem for you only! Need me sing a canto song mah?? Fyi, the interviewer herself duno cantonese!!! I juz find it veri funny, cos never bef got asked till like that.

After my intv, i phoned my fren, xiuling, she laughed too...then ''suan'' me, ''Eh, so you finally feel that after 10 over yrs of watching TVB, finally put to good use isit? '' I replied, " Ya lo! haahaa!" LoL